The real reason I want to meet Dave Eggers
Not so much meet as “punch in the face.” Not very hard, though. I like his writing but he seems so pretentious! I would like to punch him in the nose, just hard enough that he drops his white wine spritzer.
hornbreaker
meeting 3 people,doing 35 things,
going 43 places
What hornbreaker has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about hornbreaker
Why things are awkward between me and Rachel
Rachel never graduated from high school so she didn’t get to have one of those yearbooks full of cryptic messages. If our roadtrip was high school, and 43Things was our yearbook, here’s what I would write under the heading RS:
look at the cheeseburgers and veal cutlets! more force! loitering, trespassing, and cigarette rolling papers – the perfect crime.
Why I like Rachel
22 years and no nuclear holocausts. You can’t argue with a track record like that.
Why I admire Uma Thurman
She’s so tall (my height!) and so beautiful. She was awesome in “Kill Bill.” I even like her when she’s in not so good movies. My boyfriend asked me if I would consider naming a daughter “Uma” and I said yes before he even finished asking the question. I guess I should have at least pretended to think it over first.
Why things are awkward between me and hornbreaker
There I was, blowing my own horn, and she broke it. What am I supposed to do now?
